IT'S TIME FOR...........CHUCK NORRIS JOKES!!!

Here are some really good (I thought so) Chuck Norris Jokes

• When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
• Chuck Norris has no shadow....nothing's stupid enough to follow Chuck Norris.
• Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
• Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
• Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
• There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
• Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
• Once the cop pulled over Chuck Norris....the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.
• Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter
• Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
• When the president pushes the big red button Chuck Norris's cell phone rings
• Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience
• When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
• Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died
• Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
• Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
• Einstein said you can't move at the speed of light. Obviously he was never kicked by Chuck Norris...
• Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
• Chuck Norris once roudhoused kicked Hulk in the face. Now he hides in the forest and changed his name to Shrek
• When Chuck Norris looks at himself at a mirror, there is no reflection. There can only be one Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Here is Chuck Norris himself reading Chuck Norris Jokes

Celebrities?? What's the big deal?

Do you know how the media likes to take these celebrities and make them out to be Gods and Goddesses? They (the media) watch the celebrities life like a hawk and then you hear "She's getting a divorce" "Affair Uncovered" "Will they break up?" "Couple together for almost 30 years!"


WHO CARES!!!!!!!!!!!

I couldn't care less!!! There's nothing super special about these people! They might be good singers, actors, writers, or painters but they are still people!

The media makes it sooooo hard for these people to be able to function in the world because as soon as they make a mistake everyone and their grandchildren know it. That's probably why some celebrities choose to take their own life.

They shouldn't be idolized! They do NOTHING important! This society has gone so far past insanity that people just go nuts if they even get to touch one of these PEOPLE that we idolize.

If you really want to go nuts over someone, do it over our teachers, scientists, engineers, and all the other thinkers in the world because they are the real heroes!