Battleship

Now a lot of people, including The Amazing Atheist (not that I take too much stock in his opinions), said that this movie was a flop and wasn't very good. I would have to completely disagree. This movie was awesome (although it wasn't quite as good as The Avengers, although it came close).

This movie held tons of action and aliens and it was downright awesome!!!!!! I actually did think that there was a pretty good story in this movie (even though a lot of people said that the dialogue was just there as a bridge between the action scenes). This movie was really good and I would recommend it to anyone who likes (or at least can handle) highly intense action scenes. I also thought that it was very clever how they put elements of the board game into the movie.

The Avengers

I saw The Avengers on opening night. It was awesome!!!!! The only thing I didn't like is that they tried WAY too hard to put humor in the scenes that are non-humorous by nature, and that doesn't work!

There are some scenes in The Avengers that are supposed to be serious, but they destroyed them. Other than that it was a really good movie that I recommend everyone see. There are funny parts that I liked, because it's ok to put humor in those scenes but it gets old after awhile.

This is a movie worth seeing, so go see it (if you haven't already)!

I think my favorite hero (in this movie) is probably Hawkeye, just because I like that he uses his skill to overcome enemies. My least favorite is definitely Hulk because he's not really a hero, he's a monster!

IT'S TIME FOR...........CHUCK NORRIS JOKES!!!

Here are some really good (I thought so) Chuck Norris Jokes

• When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
• Chuck Norris has no shadow....nothing's stupid enough to follow Chuck Norris.
• Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
• Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
• Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
• There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
• Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
• Once the cop pulled over Chuck Norris....the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.
• Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter
• Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
• When the president pushes the big red button Chuck Norris's cell phone rings
• Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience
• When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
• Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died
• Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
• Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
• Einstein said you can't move at the speed of light. Obviously he was never kicked by Chuck Norris...
• Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
• Chuck Norris once roudhoused kicked Hulk in the face. Now he hides in the forest and changed his name to Shrek
• When Chuck Norris looks at himself at a mirror, there is no reflection. There can only be one Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Here is Chuck Norris himself reading Chuck Norris Jokes

The Hunger Games

I watched "The Hunger Games" yesterday.

All I have to say to that is.... O....K.... anytime a movie leaves me with more questions than answers it's not a good thing. Like, how and why did the little "alliance" form during the game, Why did the boy from district 12 join the alliance and try to hunt down the girl that he was clearly in love with. Then he just joins her and helps her defeat the rest of them?? Why did the fighting break out in district 11?? She's not even from district 11!!

On a scale of 1 to 10 I would have to rate THG as a 4, it was good, but not that good.

Another thing is the brutality of the fighting in the movie. When you see a fight scene like this:



It's just cool, but when you see one like in THG it's just barbaric and wrong. People hacking other people up with axes and swords is just cruel and there is little reason behind it.

The Lorax

I watched The Lorax in the theater on monday. I thought it was great!! It was really funny!! This was one of my favorite Dr. Seuss books when I was growing up and I think that they did a really good job of expanding the story (and even adding an extra villain).